February 2012
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SUBURBAN LIFE IS STRESSFUL MAN.
miseengarde:
white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna
take my skin colour too
and my dark brown lips
take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty
take the oppression too
take the history of colonization that has devastated my country
and the drones that currently devastate my country
take all the bad stuff too
not just the pretty,...
January 2012
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Everyone is moving forward and I'm in quicksand.
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December 2011
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Possible New Year Resolutions
Be on time - naw, early! - to everything
Grow hair past my nipples
Develop the body Britney had at her peak
Find love in a hopeless place
Get a new job
Move into a studio apartment
Decorate it like a manic pixie dream girl
Become a YouTube beauty guru
Get a puppy
Track down Ryan Gosling and make him mine
Settle for Jason Segel
Read more
Actually make a dent in my Netflix queue
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Reblogging for future masturbation reference.
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Today at Starbucks a girl ordered a skinny eggnog...
Can someone explain to me how eggnog is made skinny? Even the barista gave her a funny look as he mixed fucking eggnog with skim milk.
When you need cream, sugar, and eggs in order to get your caffeine fix, you might as well embrace the calories.
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Oh.
Guess I was never liked by you guys anyway.
November 2011
18 posts
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
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If your spelling is atrocious and you have the...
PREACH IT.
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The depression is winning. I can feel it.
It’s almost making me physically ill.
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I would like to be fucked senseless right about...
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She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful,...
– So he’s writing about me, I gather?
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2 police turn in their badges yesterday after...
occupyallstreets:
#occupydenver confirmed report: one police officer with tears in eyes said “I can’t do this anymore” and walked away from line standoff.
This is the kind of shit that gives me hope.
October 2011
24 posts
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Sums it up pretty well:
kick-s:
i just want to be in love
and i want someone to love me back
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Everything The Media Told You About Occupy Wall... →
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Oh wow.
Someone posted something ignorant and I really want to call them out and promptly unfollow. But I don’t want to start shit, it’s not really my style. I just wish I could share how inane this person is. Anytime I think humanity isn’t doomed, the internet proves me wrong.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
No one I know has to put up with this type of BULLSHIT on a daily basis.
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I get uglier by the day.
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I'm going to commit murder.
They’ll be reading this blog post at my trial.
There is this disgusting, burping, fat, incompetent, and stupid person sitting behind me at work and is under some delusion that she is the boss of me. I want to slap the ugly off of her.
I have no problem with bitches. I am one. But you have to back it up. You know, be articulate. Run your shit. Don’t be dumb. This woman in an...
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Why isn't my sex life as bumpin' as all these teen...
When I was in high school I was studying.
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Me: Can I have cheese with my egg whites?
Trainer: If you want to eat from a cow you will look like a cow.