February 2012
6 posts
Feb 23rd
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SUBURBAN LIFE IS STRESSFUL MAN.
Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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miseengarde: white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna  take my skin colour too and my dark brown lips take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty take the oppression too take the history of colonization that has devastated my country and the drones that currently devastate my country take all the bad stuff too not just the pretty,...
Feb 8th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
5 posts
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Everyone is moving forward and I'm in quicksand.
Jan 24th
Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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December 2011
5 posts
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Possible New Year Resolutions
Be on time - naw, early! - to everything Grow hair past my nipples Develop the body Britney had at her peak Find love in a hopeless place Get a new job Move into a studio apartment Decorate it like a manic pixie dream girl Become a YouTube beauty guru Get a puppy Track down Ryan Gosling and make him mine Settle for Jason Segel  Read more Actually make a dent in my Netflix queue
Dec 28th
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Reblogging for future masturbation reference.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Today at Starbucks a girl ordered a skinny eggnog...
Can someone explain to me how eggnog is made skinny? Even the barista gave her a funny look as he mixed fucking eggnog with skim milk. When you need cream, sugar, and eggs in order to get your caffeine fix, you might as well embrace the calories.
Dec 10th
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Dec 5th
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Oh.
Guess I was never liked by you guys anyway.
Dec 1st
November 2011
18 posts
Nov 28th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 23rd
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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Nov 23rd
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Nov 20th
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Nov 16th
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If your spelling is atrocious and you have the...
PREACH IT.
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 13th
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The depression is winning. I can feel it.
It’s almost making me physically ill.
Nov 11th
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Nov 7th
15 notes
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I would like to be fucked senseless right about...
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 3rd
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“She was desperate and she was choosey at the same time and, in a way, beautiful,...”
– So he’s writing about me, I gather?
Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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2 police turn in their badges yesterday after...
occupyallstreets: #occupydenver confirmed report: one police officer with tears in eyes said “I can’t do this anymore” and walked away from line standoff. This is the kind of shit that gives me hope.
Nov 1st
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October 2011
24 posts
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Oct 29th
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Sums it up pretty well:
kick-s: i just want to be in love and i want someone to love me back
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Everything The Media Told You About Occupy Wall... →
Oct 24th
110 notes
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Oh wow.
Someone posted something ignorant and I really want to call them out and promptly unfollow. But I don’t want to start shit, it’s not really my style. I just wish I could share how inane this person is. Anytime I think humanity isn’t doomed, the internet proves me wrong.
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE
No one I know has to put up with this type of BULLSHIT on a daily basis.
Oct 17th
Oct 17th
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Oct 14th
31 notes
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I get uglier by the day.
Oct 14th
5 tags
I'm going to commit murder.
They’ll be reading this blog post at my trial. There is this disgusting, burping, fat, incompetent, and stupid person sitting behind me at work and is under some delusion that she is the boss of me. I want to slap the ugly off of her. I have no problem with bitches. I am one. But you have to back it up. You know, be articulate. Run your shit. Don’t be dumb. This woman in an...
Oct 11th
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Why isn't my sex life as bumpin' as all these teen...
When I was in high school I was studying.
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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Me: Can I have cheese with my egg whites?
Trainer: If you want to eat from a cow you will look like a cow.
Oct 8th
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